Elliot Reid?s (Sarah Chalke) 13-year-old patient Jared, who is very sick with leukemia, has an unusual request: he wants to see the boobs of a real, live girl. With J.D.?s (Zach Braff) prodding, but still against her better judgement, Elliot bares her breasts, which causes Jared?s condition to improve. Thinking this might work with other patients Elliot bares her breasts for two other patients, with various results. Meanwhile, J.D. also gets Turk (Donald Faison) into a sticky situation when he makes a rude comment and incorrect assumption about Turk?s and Carla?s (Judy Reyes) sex life. Carla overhears the comment and blasts Turk for not setting the record straight with J.D. that the two of them haven?t yet slept together. To make her feel more secure about their relationship, Turk gives Carla a pen that he later finds out was obtained from a rather unsettling place, the Ass Box. When he confesses to where he got the pen, it only makes her love him more.

J.D. has his own problems trying to please the two men that are most important to him during his internship, but who completely hate each other: Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins), the head of the hospital and Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley), J.D.?s direct supervisor. Dr. Kelso turns down any procedure not necessary or covered by insurance and Dr. Cox tries to go around the system to help patients who aren?t insured.

Dr. Kelso invites J.D. to join Dr. Cox and Dr. Steadman (Matt Winston) in their weekly round of golf. Each doctor tries to outplay the other, with Dr. Cox emerging as the victor. Back at the hospital, Dr. Cox completes a secret procedure on an uninsured patient. Dr. Kelso later finds out and the two of them duel in the hallway with their light saber pens, ? la Darth Vader and Obi Wan Kenobi. Dr. Kelso wins the duel and promptly suspends Dr. Cox.